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The Car/La Voiture – Stuff my family says/Conversations de famille August 17, 2010

Filed under: Family — matamich @ 9:37 pm
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Teen: “Are any of you driving up town this afternoon?”

Mom: “No, I’ve been up town three times this week.”

Teen: “SIGH…alright then. I will never get a job because you NEVER want to give me a ride.”

Mom: “Ask Grownupmale to move his truck and take my car.”

Teen: “SIGH. NEVERMIND.”

Mom: “Okay then.”

Teen: “SIGH GROAN. I guess I’ll never get a job then.”

Mom: “Well, you can always clean the house for me.”

Teen: *disappears into her room with loud angry music*

***

MissAdo: « Allez vous en ville aujourd’hui? »

Mère: « Non, ça fait trois fois que j’y vais cette semaine. »

MissAdo: « SOUPIR…bon d’accord. Je n’aurai jamais d’emploi car vous ne voulez JAMAIS me reconduire. »

Mère: « Demande à MâleAdulte de déplacer sa voiture et prends la mienne. »

MissAdo: « SOUPIR. LAISSE TOMBER. »

Mère: « Ok. »

MissAdo: « SOUPIR. GÉMISSEMENT. Je suppose que je n’aurai JAMAIS d’emploi, alors. »

Mère: « Eh bien, tu peux toujours faire le ménage de la maison pour moi. »

MissAdo: *disparaît dans sa chambre et fait jouer de la musique très forte*

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One Response to “The Car/La Voiture – Stuff my family says/Conversations de famille”

  1. Gwen Styles Says:

    Haha, sounds familiar!

    Gwen: Grandma Gayle is coming for dinner tonight – go have a shower.
    Gwen Jr.: WHAT? BUT I’M SUPPOSED TO GO TO DYLAN’S FOR DINNER!
    Gwen: Well, you didn’t ask permission, and you didn’t clear it in advance.
    Gwen Jr.: WE HAVE BAND PRACTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!
    Gwen: I’ve been married to a musician for 9 years. I certainly do understand. If you don’t want family obligations to get in the way of your band practice, you have to TELL YOUR FAMILY when your practice is! That’s what Mr. Gwen does.
    Gwen Jr.: I’M GNONA GET KICKED OUT OF THE BAND AND NEVER HAVE FRIENDS AND BE A LOSER IN HIGH SCHOOL AND YOU KNOW WHAT JUST FORGET IT. ***YOU WANT ME TO BE UNHAPPY, IT MAKES YOU SMILE!***

    *Stomps off*


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